pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it, pump
It’s been a long time since I last blogged about sex. I think I did write once that I feel and know that sex is very important. I support having sex or, if you can’t find a partner for whatever reason, masturbation and I don’t care if the sex is heterosexual or homosexual (rough or gentle, slow or fast).
I was thinking about the combination of sex and music. Many of us when we try to romance someone play romantic or what we think is sexually arousing music when we’re with our ‘honey’ at the dining table, when we’re slow dancing, smooching on the couch, or ‘rolling’ in bed.
If you have never played music during sex you should try it. There are many songs that may help sexually arouse.
I once fucked to the Technotronic song ‘Pump Up The Jam’. In fact I tried to stay within the beat. It was funny and pleasurable. The song has a tempo that is kind of quick and one doesn’t want an irritated penis if one can help it but I pretty much stayed with the beat.
Not climaxing too soon was a problem. I thought, “should I grab the head of my dick and squeeze” as some sex manuals suggest. I knew from experience this doesn’t work besides to do so would severely interrupt things. The only thing that happens when you squeeze the head of your cock is you cum all over your hands.
The song was about five minutes long, my dick was kind of chafing, and I was quickly coming to climax so what can I do? Maybe if I squeeze my legs tightly together I can stop the surge. No, it didn’t work. I reflexively shot three times before the song completed. I think we gave new meaning to the phrase pump up the jam.
People ‘get off’ in the funniest places. I know many like getting a ‘feel’ or totally aroused on the dance floor at a club or house party or something.
One of the funniest things I’ve seen was a couple ‘getting off’ in a regular movie theater. It happened when I went to a weekday matinee once. The movie was kind of boring and the theater was pretty empty. A guy and gale came in sat down and proceeded to’ make out’ during the movie. Once in awhile they would peek at the movie screen to see what was going on. They didn’t make it through the whole flick. They promptly left the theater after finishing.
This was not at a porn theater. It was a regular multiplex.
The couple seemed on the young side too. I wonder if some parent dropped them off thinking they were just going to see ‘Spiderman’. Well, they sure had sticky figures like Spiderman.
I’ve also noticed that sex has gotten rougher. Is this because of rap and hip/hop culture? Women into hip/hop or rap culture do try and act tough and dress in a hip/hp fashion that seems kind of masculine.
In the bedroom I hear hip/hop women want rough sex. Many a hip/hop woman have been reported to yell during intercourse, “ ride it! Ride it, boyeee!” and to say things like, “ slap that ass! Hit that ass!” These women aren’t playing. They are dead serious and only ‘rough riders’ need apply.
This is disconcerting. What if these women who are demanding rough sex also desire exceptionally large cocks (I feel a wave of inadequacy washing over me)? They may demand rough fucking with a large cock. Many men cannot fulfill this order and will have to go out and find appendages that can do the job.
I guess one can become creative and take a trip to the local XXX shop to pick up a few items. Imagine being at the checkout counter and saying, “I’ll take those two large cocks over there, please.”