The tabloids in New York have been having a field day with newly divorced Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and their partying in California. Headlines like “Bimbo Summit”appeared in these tabloids.
I think the entertainment news rags and the gossip section of tabloids were pushing for Britney to divorce Federline.
They actually labeled Federline a loafer stifling Britney’s fortunes made by using female sexuality to the fullest in her videos and music.
Federline is a dancer. I think he’s a professional dancer, which is definitely not a profession for a slouch.
Professional dancing takes a lot of strength, discipline and skill. It is using the body as an instrument. All the belittling of Federline in the press may not have been deserved and might just have encouraged Spears to divorce him or maybe he is a loafer.
Maybe he became a slouch post marriage. I mean he really got lucky in many ways by hooking up with Britney (sweet ass running around with no undies… I’m just paraphrasing the New York tabloid press here that has reported that the three partying women are in a no underwear phase) who is one of the top beauties in the music business today (along with Beyonce, Christina Aguilera and others).
Poor Federline probably feels like Britney used him as some sort of sex slave (I can hear Britney screaming at Federline during coitus, “F*****ck!, F*******ck!, man slave”. This is not a bad job if you can get it though.).
Britney has it backwards with this mad partying she’s doing now. She is a mother of two and it will be pretty bad if one day the little Spears are told by their classmates in kindergarten, “my mother says your mother is a whore”.
You sow your wild oats before getting married and having children. That is a safer bet.
I am not really a big fan of most of her music but she is good eye candy and I have no problem with anyone using his or her assets to make a living.
Music notes: Here are the songs I listened to as I wrote this blog and did other things on my computer. All these songs deserve an A or B grade (4 or 5 stars by windows media player ratings) in my opinion.
“I need you”, “written in the stars” (with Elton John) and “life goes on” by LeAnne Rimes, “rocket man” and “philadelphia freedom” by Elton John, “I’m a slave 4 u” by Britney Spears, “islands in the stream” by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, “you’re wildest dreams” by the Moody Blues, “american Idiot” by Green Day, “drive” by Incubus, “swingtown” by the Steve Miller Band, “mesopotomia” and “rock lobster” by the B-52’s, “rock box” by RUN DMC, “waters of march” by Antonio Carlos Jobim, “loves me like a rock” by Paul Simon, “ride of the valkyries” by Wagner, and “me and you baby (picao y tostao)” by Mongo SantaMaria.