What is all this hoopla about the exposed breast of Janet Jackson? It is absolutely ridiculous to make such a big deal out of a three second moment during the half time show of the Super Bowl. I missed the cherry topped chocolate ice cream scoop (rats!!!) but from what I read it only lasted a few seconds and many didn’t even realize there was an exposed mammary gland. With all the noise being made about this incident you’d think Janet pulled out both mounds and then stood in front of Justin’s face and twisted side to side slapping Justin in the face with the silicone or salty water filled protrusions.

America, breasts are a secondary sexual characteristic of the human female. Mammals have tits to nurse their young. Adult humans sometime like playing with, licking, or sucking the female ‘mammaries’ during foreplay or sexual intercourse. Get over it America! The people in this country look so stupid when they make a big deal over nonsense.

The NFL has always used sexual methods to keep its fans. What purpose do you think scantily clad cheerleaders serve? They titillate. The NFL, CBS and others are constantly trying to attract and keep a younger audience. The halftime show is part of this attempt to get this younger demographic. Janet’s boobs of joy serves this purpose (I prefer Janet’s chocolate ‘tail’ but ‘to each his own’.

The NFL has the same problem that was developing in Las Vegas. Either you want a family friendly environment or a swinging, singles, unmarried couples, gambling, drinking, cussing, and ‘screwing’ clientele.

Janet’s performance was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A show in between a football game that is watched by millions of American families is not the place or time to be flashing a ‘mountain’. What do they say, ‘know your audience’. Miss Jackson and MTV definitely didn’t know their audience.